This post is dedicated to all the Parkinson’s Disease patients who have to deal with constipation. It is also EXTREMELY juvenile. You have been warned.

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I’m going to start a band called The Shittles. Our most poopular songs will include:

Feces Can’t Buy Me Love

Sgt. Pooper’s Smelly Farts Club Band

Magical Mystery Turd

The Poo on the Hill

All You Need is Fiber

Revolution # 2

Blackbird (Stop Pooping on my Windshield, ya Flyin’ Asshole)

Stink for Yourself

The Long and Winding Stool Sample

I Dig a Privy

She Came in Through the Bathroom Window (While I was Trying to Poop)

Dear Poodence

Glass Onion

Happiness is an Empty Bowel

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