© 2022 by Cedric Williams

Is there a featherweight division in sumo wrestling?

Why aren't fishermen called "hookers"?

I sincerely hope there's a sports team called the Walla Walla Wall-eyed Bass.

Clams are the Muppets of the sea.

If I ever encounter a mountain lion, it'll scare me so bad I'll puma pants!

Farts are the ghosts of things we have eaten.