I do not like green eggs and phlegm.

I do not like them, Auntie Em.

I do not like them there nor here,

I do not like them with dark beer.

I would not eat them while in jail,

I would not while I’m out on bail.

I will not eat them in a stream,

I will not eat them with sour cream.

Not with parmesan that’s been grated,

Not even if they’re laminated!

I would not eat them off your fender,

I will not drink them from a blender.

I won’t insert them in my nose,

Won’t suck them through a garden hose.

I will not dip my *@!$ in them,

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND PHLEGM!