© 2022 by Cedric Williams

It's probably impossible to say "I am sneezing" while you are actually sneezing.  Something to try, though.

How is it physically possible to hold a bong when you have hooves?  Or am I completely misinterpreting the phrase "high horse"?

Listening to Jethro Tull CDs.  Wondering how long I'd have to go without brushing my teeth, to achieve locomotive breath.

I'm working on making my second million dollars.  I gave up on making my first million.

Do you suffer from occasional irregularity?  I don't.  I suffer from constant abnormality!

I believe that all sugars are created equal!  I will not stand for lactose intolerance!