© 2023 by Cedric Williams

Dr. Yobbo will always live. He will never croak nor envelope the sphincter of death. He will live on, for he is a vampire of sorts, feasting on the blood of cucumbers and Beastie Boys. As such, the Beastie Boys are also immortal. So are cucumbers. Therefore it is unwise to eat them, for they have a tendency to wander around one’s bowels trying to find an escape hatch. And once they find one, boy howdy!! Once they have escaped they will kick your ass, as they do not appreciate being eaten. And then there are carrots; they just don’t give a damn. Screw Flanders.

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Warning to parents! When I was a child, I was told never to get into a car with a stranger…so I didn’t.
BUT, I was never told not to get into a hovercraft with a stranger…good thing it never came up.

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Mule dirt: Why eat macaroni, when you could eat dead folk? Bring the kids and bring their llamas. If you don’t, then stop flexing yo liver U ass! I’ve got a 1000-MW nuke in me pocket; & me balls are melting. Into phlegm, even.

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I just had a senior moment…which is surprising because I’m only a sophomore.