© 2023 by Cedric Williams

If you’re screwed, glued, and tattooed…and you come unglued…then you’ve just solved one of your three problems.

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I’d go berserk? Well, I don’t, because I’ve gone berserk.

When a Rastafarian has arthritis, does he feel like he smoked his joints?

If sports fans say “Go [team name]” before and during the game, then when the team wins… Shouldn’t the fans say “Yay, they went!”

String cheese tastes a little different when you’ve just been applying Icy Hot. Consider that the first (and probably last) installment of “Tips for the Aging Gourmet”.

If you think you have hypochondria…does that automatically mean you don’t?