© 2024 by Cedric Williams

A lot has been said over the last few decades about “participation trophies”.  My feeling is that instead of trophies, the non-winners should be given trousers.  These trousers would be called “Partici Pants”

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I’m tired of all these companies charging me an arm and a leg for everything! Why doesn’t someone charge a spleen and a butt cheek?

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Imagine the Aztecs taking their god's name in vain:

“Aww, Quetzalcoatl damn it!”

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You know how sometimes one dog starts barking at something, and the neighbor dog starts barking, without even knowing what the first dog was barking about. And THAT dog barking sets off more dogs down the street. It’s the dog version of “the wave”. Did you ever wonder how far one of these waves could travel, or for how long? I’d bet that somewhere in the world, this very second, there are dogs barking about the eruption of Krakatoa.

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The next time you hear someone use the phrase, “until the end of time”, ask 'em if they know when that's gonna be.  Tell 'em you have an appointment at the end of time, and you don't want to be late.

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