© 2024 by Cedric Williams “Butterflies!” she exclaimed with delight as he entered the garden. “It most certainly does not!” he retorted, thinking himself quite clever. But as he turned to face her, he was immediately struck in the jaw by a flying stick of … Continue reading A Most Unusual Romance
© 2023 by Cedric Williams (for part A of this story, click here) Nineteen hours later, the Earl was face down on an operating table, having been rendered unconscious by a blow to the head with a cartoon mallet. Dr. Bittnov and his surgical team … Continue reading Short Story Number Two, Part C
New fiction (© 2023 by Cedric Williams) : (for part A of this story, click here) Clayton D’Artagnan Bilgewater VII, more formally known as the Duke of Spackle, was the Earl of Ductwork’s dearest friend. In fact, they were practically brothers, having both been raised … Continue reading Short Story Number Two, Part B
Enjoy some new fiction (© 2023 by Cedric Williams) : “The trouble with employing peasants as midwives is they allow themselves to become emotionally invested,” stated the Earl. Reginald Bartholomew Sasquatch III, more formally known as the Earl of Ductwork, was lounging on one of … Continue reading Short Story Number Two, part A
Copyright 2003 by Cedric Williams; continued from part one For many millennia, the goats ruled the Earth. Over time, all the remaining human-built infrastructure was either destroyed or converted for goat usage. Tables and chairs were removed from restaurants, and replaced with rows of garbage-filled … Continue reading Rise and Fall of the Goats (part two)
Copyright 2003 by Cedric Williams It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. Mostly it was the best of times. Until the goats revolted. Then it was the worst of times. Our itelligence was flawed. Mankind, as a whole, believed that … Continue reading Rise and Fall of the Goats (part one)
And now, once again, it’s time for… Excerpts from Novels that Never Existed! NOTE: The excerpts below, and the non-existent novels from which they are taken, are all © 2022 by Cedric Williams Then there was the time my uncle’s walrus escaped. It used its … Continue reading More Excerpts from Novels that Never Existed
And now, it’s time for… Excerpts from Novels that Never Existed! NOTE: The excerpts below, and the non-existent novels from which they are taken, are all © 2022 by Cedric Williams “Eat your beets!” said Mama! “I shan’t!” said Papa! “Shut up and eat your … Continue reading Excerpts from Novels that Never Existed
Voyages with Parkinson's 