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New Year

‘Tis the beginning of a different year! Some might even call it a NEW year. A few might go so far as to dedicate the first day of this NEW year to observance of this NEW year. Those people are (to use the terminology of an OLD year) whack.

As the days slowly get longer, I hope to spend more time writing outdoors, as a lot of my best material has resulted from train-o-thought writings, which are much more varied when the activities of nature and neighbors are thrown into the mix. I am also hoping to become more productive in general. I’ve seen some good signs in that direction lately. I seem to be increasingly successful at adhering to my mantra of “Don’t Lament, Implement!”

Wishing a good year to everyone who reads this, and a mediocre year to everyone else…

-Cedric, DAMMIT!

New Year’s Resolutions

It’s that time of year again! The time when people say to themselves, “DAMMIT, I suck! What, O what can I do to make myself less sucky in the upcoming year?” So, in the spirit of the season, I hereby resolve that in 2022 I will:

Endeavor to become more Muppet-like.

Begin brushing my dog at least once a week.

Legally change my name to “Cedric D’Artagnan DAMMIT!”

Begin brushing my toilets at least once a week.

Learn a new language. Yes, I mean a NEW language – one that won’t exist until I start learning it.

Begin brushing my teeth at least once a week.

Meet someone named “Larry”.

Begin brushing my colon at least once a week.

Write a self-help book for the illiterate.

Lick people.

Become omnipresent.