© 2024 by Cedric Williams A lot has been said over the last few decades about “participation trophies”. My feeling is that instead of trophies, the non-winners should be given trousers. These trousers would be called “Partici Pants” I’m tired of all these companies charging … Continue reading Another Headful of Random Thoughts From a Damn Weirdo
© 2024 by Cedric Williams I just came up with a way to improve the NFL. During an onside kick, once the ball has traveled the required 10 yards, it should explode. Not just pop, as if it had been overinflated, but actually have a … Continue reading Still More Random Thoughts From a Damn Weirdo
© 2023 by Cedric Williams If you’re screwed, glued, and tattooed…and you come unglued…then you’ve just solved one of your three problems. Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I’d go berserk? Well, I … Continue reading Even More Random Thoughts From a Damn Weirdo
© 2023 by Cedric Williams Dr. Yobbo will always live. He will never croak nor envelope the sphincter of death. He will live on, for he is a vampire of sorts, feasting on the blood of cucumbers and Beastie Boys. As such, the Beastie Boys … Continue reading A Few More Random Thoughts from a Damn Weirdo
© 2022 by Cedric Williams It’s probably impossible to say “I am sneezing” while you are actually sneezing. Something to try, though. How is it physically possible to hold a bong when you have hooves? Or am I completely misinterpreting the phrase “high horse”? Listening … Continue reading More Random Thoughts from a Damn Weirdo
© 2022 by Cedric Williams
Is there a featherweight division in sumo wrestling? Why aren't fishermen called "hookers"? I sincerely hope there's a sports team called the Walla Walla Wall-eyed Bass. Clams are the Muppets of the sea. If I ever encounter a mountain lion, it'll scare me so bad I'll puma pants! Farts are the ghosts of things we have eaten.
Voyages with Parkinson's 